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• With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercule
  and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress....
• Only one planet? At least one solar system!
• REALITY.SYS - Read Error - Solar System halted.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• There was a writer in 'Life' magazine ... who claimed that rabbits have no memory, which is one of their defensive mechanisms.
  If they recalled every close shave they had in the course of just an hour life would become insupportable....
• [It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. -- Vice President Dan Quayle