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After Bart Has Been Beat Up By The Bully, His Family Walks By And Lisa Puts A Cupcake On His Forehead .
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After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a
cupcake on his forehead ...
Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing! Here's one for the road ..."
-- "Bart the General", from The Simpsons
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