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• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....
• You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
• I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. -- Marshall McLuha
• Everything I say can stand on its own two faces.
• I disagree with everything you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
  -- Voltaire...
• Would I lie?
• I will never lie to you.
• It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy