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• Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
• Simon's Law Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
• Washlesky's Law: Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.
• Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.
  -- Washlesky's Law That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. -- Rucnicki's Rule...
• If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
  -- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...