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Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Leading piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives
To eat their bacon
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Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...