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• This tagline stolen from Mad magazine.
• We three drunks from Omaha are Spending Christmas eve in a car.
  Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking; Who needs a lousy bar? -- Mad Magazine...
• Every once in a while a film comes along. This is such a film. -- Mad Magazine
• Ross Perot has a lifetime subscription to "Mad Magazine". Figures.
• veeblefester /vee'b*l-fes`tr/ n. [from the "Born Loser" comix via Commodore
  prob. originally from "Mad" Magazine's `Veeblefetzer' parodies beginning in #15, 1954] Any obnoxious person engaged in the (alleged) professions of marketing or management....
• veeblefester: /vee'b*l-fes`tr/ [from the "Born Loser" comix via Commodore
  prob. originally from "Mad" Magazine's `Veeblefeetzer' parodies ca....
• Why do Vulcans have pointed ears? So they can count to twelve. -- "Mad Magazine
• Maggit: A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
• Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc.
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