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• Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women.
  Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten....
• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women.
  Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten....
• With a name like CHOCOLATE, it's got to be good!
• Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
• Q: "I'll have *ten* chocolate sundaes." Bartender: "Ten?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookie
• Like chocolate -- good to have around anytime!
• Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.