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Faith, N: That Quality Which Enables Us To Believe What We Know To Be Untrue. -- Ambrose Bierce
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Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know
to be untrue.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
TRINITY, n. In the multiplex theism of certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities consistent with only one.
Subordinate deities of the polytheistic faith, such as devils and angels, are not dowered with the power of combination, and must urge individually their clames to adoration and propitiation....
Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...