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• I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people there are hungry for information about the West.
  He was asked about many things, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing about life in the Soviet Union....
• Pizza IS the four food groups!
• Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
• Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
  -- Leo Tolstoy...
• For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
  I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....
• Marjoe and Doshen were meditating in a field when Doshen just went and smacked Marjoe upside the head.
  "What the hell did you do that for?" asked Marjoe....
• We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
• Dividing 100 percent responsibility between two people gives each of them ten percent.
  -- Hoff's Rule of Responsibility...
• Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
  ..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....