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• They became farmers in the fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped.
  And sometimes, dispassionately, they had to weed. -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to cause you to be electrocuted.
  I really don't know, but in any event, something has killed you....
• We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
  Do not bend or fold avoid exposure to all magnetic fields....
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a farming publication.
  "With continuing publicity about the need for healthful diets, and with new research about the harmful effects of eating too much sugar, nationwide demand for sugar will no doubt decline....
• Farmers do it in the dirt.
• Farmers do it on a corn field.
• FARMERS plant it deep.
• Farmers spread it around.
• Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.