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• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Beware of fire, water, dogs, and the man who speaks under his breath. -- Confucius Say
• Agrimony - What a divorced farmer pays his ex-wife.
• Farmer: n. A man who is outstanding in his field.
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Any fool can write a bad advertisement, but it takes a genius to keep his hands off a good one.
  -- David Ogilvy...
• He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them. -- Chinese proverb
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
• A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.