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Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
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It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
-- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life...
More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
You spent most of your money on beer and women, the rest you wasted.
You can have more than one beer a nite. -- Women vs. Bee
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
A friend's beer is a good beer. -- Women vs. Bee
A beer doesn't demand equality. -- Women vs. Bee
A beer goes down easy. -- Women vs. Bee
A beer is always wet. -- Women vs. Bee
