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• If it should become necessary to fight, could you locate me some rocks to throw at them.
  -- Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
• So how's it been here, Number One? Same old routine job?
  -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
• Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
  That's where all the excitement is. -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
• This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel PAGH.
  I order you to lower your shields and surrender....
• Riker: "First Officer's Log, Supplemental. The Enterprise has reached Galorndon Core, near the border of the Neutral Zone.
  -- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
• Omag: "What are you?" Riker: "Commander William Riker, U.
  S.S. Enterprise." Omag: "Oh, am I supposed to stand up and *salute*?...
• Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise isn't it?
  "No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop." I have no knowledge of that ship....
• I have wagered heavily in the ships pool that you will take him past the 6th plateau.
  "If I don't?" I will be...irritated. -- Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4...
• The fate of all mankind I see is in the hands of fools.