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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• Marketing is a fashionable term. The sales manager becomes a marketing vice-president.
  But a grave digger is still a grave digger even when he is called a mortician- only the price of burial goes up....
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....
• Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George.
  .. When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....