Related:

• Feline Sapie
• To err is human, to meow, feline.
• I take my pet Lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat!
• The ass is still an ass, e'en though he wears a lion's hide. -- William Shakespeare
• Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
  -- Balzac...
• I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
• VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrance
  others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space....
• A politician is an acrobat - he keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.