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FELON, N. A Person Of Greater Enterprise Than Discretion, Who In Embracing An Opportunity Has Formed An Unfortunate Attachment.
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FELON, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in
embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
EULOGY, n. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Opportunity, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
Absentee, n.: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...