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• Figures Lie, and Liars Figure.
• Figures figure and women lie.
• Figures lie and women figure.....
• Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. -- Charles H. Grosveno
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
• I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
  It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...