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• I miss my old chair. -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
• A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
  -- Albert Einstei...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair....
• Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
• A chair: Technical support.
• A couch is as good as a chair.
• Fetch hither the comfy chair!
• Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....