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• There is a golden conch shell here!
• An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
• You will contract a rare disease.
• If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
  I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know....
• Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• There you go again--thinking you have righ