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• Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Grignard: A fictitious class of compounds often found on organic exams and never in real life.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Monomer: One mer. (Compare POLYMER). -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to systhesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Censorship: The reaction of the ignorant to freedom.
• The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.
• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary