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• Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! -- Robi
• What do you call a 6' 6" Angolan Guerilla with a sub-machine gun and six hand-grenades? "Sir.
• Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!
• Rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons.
  A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon -- so long as there is no answer to it -- gives claws to the weak....
• The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
  -- Porkingham's Fishing Philosophy...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....