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• Gone Fishing: Rod Annette
• Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• CIGARETTE: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
• The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
• A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
  "That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man"....