Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college
student remembers five years after he or she's out of school ...
Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted."
That means "How are you." And the response is "Muy bien." That means "Very
well." And believe me, if you took two years of college Spanish, five years
after you're out of school, "Como esta usted" and "Muy bien" is about all
you're gonna remember.
So in my school that's all you learn ... Economics? "Supply and demand."
That's it ...
-- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
