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Fla Come on vacation, return on probation
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FLA FLA FLOWLY
We all come from the Goddess-and to Her we shall return.
And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return.
[click, next slide] And this is Selma dropping off our vacation film to be developed....
You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
You will encounter a tall, dark stranger... your probation officer.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation." -Dean Verno
Soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to take a vacation to Mars, and soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to discover that your luggage has gone to Pluto.