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• I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
• You oughta trim that little hair in your nose. You're gonna sneeze and flog yourself to death.
  -- Herb Ede...
• Puritan's Law Evil is live spelled backwards.
• Pridham's Law of Golf: The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
• The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it. -- Pridham's Law of Golf
• For they starve the frightened little child Till it weeps both night and day
  And they scourge the weak, and flog the fool, And gibe the old and grey, And some grow mad, and all grow bad, And none a word may say....
• WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
  A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the machine....
• Intel: Putting the "backward" in "backward compatible".
• The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And viceversa. -- Lazarus Long