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• Flush twice... It's a long way to the replicator.
• Let's flush this toilet. -- Noah
• Eat shit! 1.9 trillion flies (estimation) can't be ALL wrong. -- Toilet graffiti
• Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
  hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
• Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. -- Alan Coul
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. COULT