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• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
  He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...
• One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
  He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• A cloud of darkness falls upon you.