FM - Friendly Missile - One Of Ours. The Allies Now Have Friendly Missiles Fired From Planes And Ships Pounding The Iraqi Forces Continuously.

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- FM - Friendly missile - one of ours. The Allies now have friendly missiles
fired from planes and ships pounding the Iraqi forces continuously.
Friendly missiles are identified by a big smiling face painted on
the warhead. Damage as a result of friendly missiles will now be
known as "friendly damage", and the explosives inside the warhead
are known as "friendly explosives."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.

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