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Following The Vatican Declaration That Women Cannot Become Priests Because They Do Not Resemble Chri
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Following the Vatican declaration that women cannot become priests because
they do not resemble Christ, sources report that Colonel Sanders has
declared that he will not employ anyone who doesn't resemble a chicken.
-- Jane Curtin
Related:
What's a matter, Colonel Sanders... CHICKEN?
Only by purest chance do the above resemble the views of anyone else. -- DISCLAIMER
Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?
-- A Disney construct who can resemble anyone revels in his crimes -- in SONIC DISRUPTORS...
There's no accounting for taste! -- Colonel Sande
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going.
Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
One must do the same subject over again ten times, a hundred times.
In art nothing must resemble an accident, not even movement. -- Edgar Dega...