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Food Is Dangerous. Practically Everyone Who Eats It Eventually Dies.
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Food is dangerous. Practically everyone who eats it eventually dies.
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The Jackal only eats bad food.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb
He who dies with the most toys probably dies broke.
Practically everyone but myself is a pusillanimous son of a bitch.
-- George S. Patton, Letter to Col. Codman, 1945....
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
He who dies with the most access, wins.
He who dies with the most Ferret TAGLINES wins!
He who dies with the most FRIENDS wins.
He who dies with the most hardware WINS!