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• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
  -- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• Just remember little paper boy - love's a heart breaker.
  -- Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• Want my advice little boy? Buy her something tender and nice - like a Cadillac.
  -- Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  -- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...