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• You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
• My girlfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
• I'm not as dumb as you look.
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• If at first you don't succeed, format C
• oaster n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see elevator controller)....
• oaster: n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see {elevator controller})....
• Prototype designs always work. -- Don Vonada