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• Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
• Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts .
  ..Here's How You Can Tell Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts....
• Dear Emily: I'm having a serious disagreement with somebody on the net.
  I tried complaints to his sysadmin, organizing mail campaigns, called for his removal from the net and phoning his employer to get him fired....
• Statistics and their use allow one to jump from an unwarrented assumption to a preconcenived conclusion without so much as even a slight hesitation.
  The use of such condensed information allows that compendious information may be sufficiently reduced to facilitate discussion among experts who can interpret the findings without any relation whatsoever to reality....
• Can there be a republic that does not slump under the weight of so much human desire?
  -- Michael Scully...
• The following appeared in a newsletter on nutrition and health.
  "Although the multimineral Zorba pill was designed as a simple dietary supplement, a study of first-time ulcer patients who took Zorba suggests that Zorba actually helps prevent ulcers....
• Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
  Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained....
• Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
  Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained....
• If you consult enough experts you can confirm any opinion. -- Hiram's Law