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Fortune Is A Woman. It Is Necessary, If You Wish To Master Her, To Take Her By Force Before She Has A Chance To Resist.
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Fortune is a woman. It is necessary, if you wish to master her, to
take her by force before she has a chance to resist.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli
Related:
FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
#16 Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis"....
Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day.
Cunning and deceit will every time serve a man better than force. -- Niccolo Machiavelli
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
-- Jules Renard...
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -- Vanbrugh