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Found God? If Nobody Claims Him In 30 Days, He's YOURS!
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Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS!
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Picard: "Still no response from the Klingons, Mister Worf?
Worf: "No, sir." Picard: "He's ignoring me, what other explanation is there?...
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
Knuth is not God! It took him two days to build the Roman Empire.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2049...
God is love; Satan is 30 and up one set.
Alright, nobody move!" "Take him, you fools! He can only shoot one of us!
"You're the one." "Nobody move." -- Get Sma...
Marc... He's all yours!!! I don't want him. The Israeli culture spawned him and is welcome to him.
-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 22 Dec, 1996...