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• jamming,nut: very painful way to climb. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
• un balls: painful affliction common to male alpinists who climb nude.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• exposure: result of answering the call of nature during a climb.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• erminal moraine: the last glacier you'll ever climb.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• hardware: metal which when draped around the neck gives a musical accompaniment to a climb and provides ballast to regulate a climber's ascent.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• boulder: place close to the ground to practice falling.
  when climbers aren't climbing, they like to sharpen their skills by bouldering on large rocks located in places frequented by impressionable tourists....
• artificial climbing: knack of appearing to climb by talking about it.
  his technique is best employed far from actual climbing areas, which tend to be hazardous....
• heading: going to the latrine. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
• wilderness act: short theatrical performance done in the backcountry.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...