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• Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
• Certainly this is a duty, not a sin. "Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.
  -- John Wesley (1703-1791) -- Sermon xciii, On Dre...
• Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
  -- Surveillance should precede saltation. -- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity....
• Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
• Cleanliness is next to impossible.