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Frodo Is Not Dead. He Retired And Is Living In Miami.
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Frodo is not dead. He retired and is living in Miami.
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Night of the living dead chipmunks.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
I steal. -- Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board Easy.
I own Chicago. I own Miami. I own Las Vegas....
He who anticipates his century is generally persecuted when living, and always pilfered when dead.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...
Tradition does not mean that the living are dead; it means the dead are living.
-- Harold Macmilla...
There are more dead people than living. And their numbers are increasing.
The living are getting rarer....
I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Night of the Living Grateful Dead" -- Movie sequel?
Which is further, to Miami or by bus?