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From A Japanese Information Booklet About Using A Hotel Air Conditione
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles
and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control
yourself.
Related:
Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
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Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditione
Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...