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  Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy, as in "Cool as a"....
• Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it.
  Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• All the wild witches, those most noble ladies. -- Yea
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  .. Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
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  --"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L....