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From Up On The Rooftops There Arose Such A Clatter, I Ran From My Bed To See What Was The Matter.
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From up on the rooftops there arose such a clatter,
I ran from my bed to see what was the matter.
I ran to the window and threw up.
-- Tom Smothers
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Yow! I threw up on my window! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Twas the Night before Crisis 'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, Knowing chances of cutover hadn't a prayer....
I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I blinked, therefore I ran.
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window.
We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to measure, then we picked up the amplifier and backed up to my bedroom door....