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F-Shock: Discovering, After Having A Flash Photo, That You Are Albino.
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F-Shock: discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino.
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Do not go in pursuit of them. After seven days you will get them back....
Look up gullible in the dictionary. There is a photo of you there.
There is a way to explore that region without having to worry about falling falling into a pit.
None of the objects available is immediately useful useful in discovering the secret....
You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
Happiness is the result of discovering that you do not have to have what you want.
-- JAMES FLEIBLEMAN...
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After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.
' It is not logical, but it is often true. -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7....