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For more information on Grand Funk, consult your school library!
-- Homer's word of wisdom, "Homerpalooza...
Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson starship.
The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft....
Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....
Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
Bugger off.
Take it off, take it ALL off!
Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at early morn?
[sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so rank....