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• PIANO TUNERS do it twice a year.
• Gardeners do it in bed.
• Gardeners do it on the bushes.
• GARDENERS do it by trimming your bush
• I may not be mulch, but I'm compost.
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
• Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
• Gardeners have 50 foot hoses.
• Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.