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• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• O You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough.
  =`\<, You became a thrill-seeker. Kill for the thrill....
• If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
  James A. Garfield, US Preside...
• Stop and think about this for a minute. Here is a guy running for President that is willing to spend umpteen million dollars to obtain the office
  and while you are right there in his presence, he is telling you how he is going to balance the budget....
• You deserve to be disappointed.
• Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all "rush rush!
  get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there....
• You think time heals everything? Try waiting in a doctor's office.
• Do you think that an exercise freak invented power steering? -- Garfield
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.