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• Help Mr. Wizard! -- Tennessee Tuxedo
• MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
• Please, Mr. Wizard! Which way is the Byteroom?
• You are in a wizard's chamber. The walls are covered with shelves with with containers of different substances.
  The wizard says that his staff staff will aid you in your adventures, but that mere mortals should be be very careful because sorcery is a dangerous thing....
• And what is the professional wizard's greatest reward for completing a particularly arduous and dangerous task?
  Is it the accolades of a grateful populace? Is it huge amounts of gold and silver tossed about his feet?...
• SMILEY -=#:-) wizard
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• Aw, gee, Wally . . .
• Art is dangerous.