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• Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
• Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
• Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
• Geologists are great explorers.
• Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
• Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
• Geologists know how to make the bedrock.
• Feel folded, spindled or mutilated, call...
• Why do I write? I write to entertain my friends and to exasperate our enemies.
  To unfold the folded lie, to record to truth of our time, and, of course, to promote esthetic bliss....