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• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. Whistler: You will, Oscar; you will. -- Oscar Wilde
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde
• Punctuality is the thief of time. -- Oscar Wilde