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• If you were an Armadillo, you'd worship trees, too!
• Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place.
  And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans....
• Well, they were wooden trees, and they were made entirely of wood.
• Many a family tree needs trimming.
• I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
• Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
  And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
• For most of history, baby-having was in the hands (so to speak) of women.
  Many fine people were born under this system. Things changed in the 1970s....