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Gimme A P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner Sandwich. -- Elvis.
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Gimme a P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner sandwich.
-- Elvis.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme more donuts.... -- Elvi
Man shall not live by bread alone. -- Jesus Peanut butter & bananas. -- Elvi
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
-- Senator Hubert Humphrey...
Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
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An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
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